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twerkforcats:

i will not get jealous i will not get sad i will not get jealous i will not get sad i will not get jealous i will not get sad i will not get jealous i will not get sad i will not get jealous i will not get sad i will not get jealous i will not get sad

221cbakerstreet:

my response to “trends men hate”

(Source: lerosier)

onlyxspinning:

Looks like someone at Bob’s Burgers is a real Say Anything fan… 

findchaos:

ChaosLife: Homo Hint

Wait, everyone else met Pete the Peacock, right?

  • Benvolio: In love?
  • Romeo: Out.
  • Benvolio: Of love?
  • Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
  • Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

hotboysofficial:

when someone tickles ur neck

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cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

forbiddenfruitz:

men in bed

(Source: heckboy)